Tuesday, 7 April 2015

Battle of the Sexes

Wife's  Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. 
We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for 
dinner.  I was shopping with my friends all day long, 
so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit 
late, but he made no comment on it. 
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that 
we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. 
He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong;  He said, 'Nothing.' 
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. 
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do 
with me, and not to worry about it.  
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. 
He smiled slightly, and kept driving.  
I can't explain his behaviour. I don't know why he 
didn't say, 'I love you, too. 
                                                                                         
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him 
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me 
anymore.  He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. 
He continued to seem distant and absent. 
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go 
to bed.  About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. 
But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts 
were somewhere else.  He fell asleep; I cried. 
I don't know what to do.  I'm almost sure that his 
thoughts are with someone else. 
My life is a disaster.     
                                                                                         
Husband's Journal: 

A two-foot putt … who the hell misses a two-foot putt? 

1 comment:

Tony Reeves said...

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! This made me fall off my chair with laughter!! Absolute genius :-)