"Mayday! Mayday! 10.0. a.m. Saturday. Phone call from The Great Golf Co. Balsicas. A young tour professional in deep distress, his Scotty Cameron putter having been severely damaged in the hold of the plane, and faced with the prospect of no putter for his event the following day. I rushed to his rescue! By 11.30. putter reshafted, ready for use. Disaster averted. Good luck to Scott Crichton.
(I hope he remembers me when he wins the Open)