Tuesday, 1 October 2013

A little quip from Mick the Grip. No. 85.

Golf increases blood pressure, ruins the digestion, hurts the eyes, callouses the hands, ties kinks in the nervous system, induces angina pectoris, debauches the morals, and drives men to  homicide, suicide or drink.  What's my tee off time? 

  Dr. A. S. Lamb.

1 comment:

Tony Reeves said...

Hee hee hee! But at least it gets them out of the house for a few hours! :)