Sunday, 23 October 2011

Peter The Great


New golf website AnyoneForTee.com has applied for Peter Alliss to be placed on the World Conservation Union's list of Threatened Species.  Mr Alliss joins a list of thousands of endangered fauna and flora, such as the  Corsican Snail (Helix ceratina) rediscovered in 1995 after last having been seen in 1902.



 AnyoneForTee says: "Peter Alliss (Commentatorix Excellentus) has come under constant fire in recent years; sports writers criticise him for that  political incorrectness which so endears him to the rest of us. There is a very real danger that if the attacks continue he will be forced to flee the very habitat that has been crucial to his long survival.  We must do everything in our power to protect him before it is too late, we cannot let Commentatorix Excellentus go the same way as the Corsican Snail."